F.C.K. Clothing

F.C.K. Stands for Friends Can’t Keep. Sometimes our friends need a reminder that they can’t keep doing something that’s negatively impacting their life. Like being fat. Or being lazy. Or Adulting. OR WEARING FUCKING PANTS.

F.C.K. Started in 2018 on a bike ride that I (Dane) was on. I had a health scare and while suffering on a 20 mile ride by myself, I was determined to hit my 20 mile marker, but all I kept screaming was FUCK BEING FAT. Which eventually turned into the FCKbeingFAT movement.

Fast forward a year later, I’m still fat, but I acquired a new (to me) road bike and a new clothing brand idea. What better way to capitalize on my ideas than to turn it into merch.

I literally don’t plan on doing anything with this, but if you like the designs, want to help support an entrepreneur in trying to make a dent in this world, and have a funny shirt all at the same time, I encourage you to pick up a shirt. Or 2. Or 10. Your call. <3

Check out the merch below!